In my dream, Keanu Reeves and Ryan Reynolds are crazy in love with me, and I have to decide which one should be my boyfriend. Ryan shows up in jeans and a t-shirt, looking all lean and smokin' hot. We joke around and have a great time, then he leaves to go to a baseball game. (Why can't I go with you, Ryan?)
Then Keanu comes along, and we're meeting in a park or at an outdoor cafe or something. He is wearing a beautiful camel-colored suit. His hair is black and silky and shiny and he looks like a million bucks. We talk for a little while, then he has to leave. When he goes, we kiss and I whisper "I've always loved you, Keanu." (This is true. I have always loved him!)
Later that night, I'm in my apartment which is tiny and has all the windows open and is on the top floor of the building. I hear a car pull up outside and I see Keanu and Ryan get out, along with some other guys. I think one of them will come up to see me, so I'm not surprised when there is a knock on my door. When I open the door, it's not Keanu or Ryan, but it's my boss from work, Brad. I let him in and ask what he's doing. He tells me that he's come to help me make the right choice. He was at the ball game with both of my boyfriends and he knows I have to choose one, and he wants to make sure I don't make the wrong choice.
After a few minutes of discussion, we agree that I should choose Ryan Reynolds. Then I get nervous because Ryan is so incredibly gorgeous, what could he possibly want with a chick like me? I mean, he was married to Scarlett Johannsen! But Brad assures me that Ryan loves me and that I'm making the right choice and that Keanu will be sad, but he'll get over it.
Then I woke up, feeling happy that Ryan Reynolds loves me. :D
WAIT A MINUTE! WAIT A MINUTE! Just when I was Googling this picture, I read a little blurb that Blake Lively is introducing Ryan Reynolds to her family. WTH?! I thought she was going out with Leo. I can't keep up with these Hollywood types.
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