#206 you don't say THAT to your mom

T was playing NBA2K9 on his PS2. He was telling me about creating his own player, named after himself, and all the attributes of his player. "I can shoot, dunk, and rebound. I'm 7'6" tall. I'm the greatest player in the NBA!"

"Wow!" I reply. "That sounds cool!"

"Yeah!" he says. "Now I'm going to go play with myself!"