What you are about to read is a true and real conversation I had with a co-worker that I don't know well. I'm not sure how the conversation got to this point, but this is what I remember.
HIM: Yeah, it's like when you order some food and you don't get what you want.
(The other three people in the room nod)
HIM: Like when I order a cheeseburger and tell them to hold the cheese. They never do! And I can't pull the cheese off because it's all melty. I like cheese, but not on my burger.
(I'm pretty sure I had my head tilted to the side like a dog hearing something intriguing.)
ME: Huh.
HIM: It pisses me off.
ME: Why don't you just order a hamburger?
HIM: Huh?
ME: A hamburger. You know, it's a burger without cheese.
HIM: Huh.
THE END
1 comment:
Seriously? LOL
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