#2038 literally

I heard this conversation in my office the other day:

person 1: We can't have Tacorama on cinco de mayo this year.

person 2: Why not?

person 1: Because cinco de mayo is on Saturday.

person 2: I don't know what cinco de mayo means.

person 1 (incredulously): It literally means fifth of May.

person 2: I. Don't. Speak. Spanish.